1 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:20,840 Surprise! Surprise! 2 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,280 You guys did this for me? Yes. Of course, sweetie. 3 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:29,860 Oh my God, you're the best stepmom ever. You guys made my graduation so much 4 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,140 better. Wow. 5 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,900 I just can't believe you finally graduated. 6 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:50,270 I know. I'm just... So glad it's finally over. Now I can finally focus on my 7 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:55,810 future. I remember when he was this little and now he's all grown up and 8 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:56,810 graduating. 9 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:58,710 Man, time sure does fly. 10 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:02,270 I never thought I would see this day. 11 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:08,410 Really. You've just worked so hard and I can't believe that you finally pulled 12 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:09,369 it off. 13 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:13,290 Thank you guys so much. I really don't know what to say. 14 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:21,330 So excited to just move on with my life now and pursue an even bigger education. 15 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:24,630 It's just all right in front of me. 16 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,230 Yes, yes, yes. 17 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:31,470 All those things sound so good. But for now, we're going to party and we're 18 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:32,890 going to celebrate you graduating. 19 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:38,350 And speaking of celebrate, I have something for you. No way. 20 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:39,710 Yes. 21 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,990 Your aunt and I hope you love it. 22 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:46,710 This is too much. You guys are amazing. 23 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:53,490 Can I... Really? 24 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:56,090 For a whole week? 25 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:58,170 For a whole week. 26 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,410 Wow. 27 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:08,430 Remember last semester when I said if you tried really hard and you 28 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:12,370 dedicated yourself to your studies and you focused on school? 29 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:18,540 And you actually graduated. You could do whatever you wanted for an entire week. 30 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,900 Wow. That sounds amazing. 31 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,320 And here we are. 32 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:25,660 You guys need to get a car? 33 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:33,260 Well, I mean, would you rather a car or would you rather the original plan we 34 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,260 discussed? 35 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,560 I kind of like your guys' plan more. 36 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:39,340 Yeah, your Aunt Vanessa and I thought you would. 37 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,620 I mean, who wouldn't, really? 38 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:49,750 Exactly. Did you see Ms. Jones at graduation in that dress? What an 39 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:55,070 whore. I did. I just can't believe she goes out in public like that, let alone 40 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,070 to a family function. 41 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:01,190 I know. I mean, let's be modest. We all have our children there. 42 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:07,490 She just, you know, she just thinks she can pick people up, even if it's broad 43 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:11,450 daylight. Her in broad daylight is really rough, too, so. 44 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,060 She went a little too heavy on the foundation today. She did. 45 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,380 And you can definitely see it. I know. 46 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:21,100 I just can't believe it. 47 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,380 Can't believe it at all. And did you see that work she had done? 48 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,860 I don't even think she looks better. 49 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:31,640 I think it actually. It looks worse. It did. It made her look worse. It was 50 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,940 supposed to make her look younger, but it made her look, I'd say, five years 51 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:35,940 older. I know. 52 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,660 I know. And, you know, the frustrating part is. 53 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:44,140 Most of us are married. I mean, what is she trying to pick up? My husband? I 54 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,140 don't understand. 55 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,880 I'll never understand that, lady. 56 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,000 Thankfully, we don't have to see her anymore. 57 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,480 I know. 58 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,300 We're finished. 59 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,560 Yes. Yes. 60 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,040 Finally don't have to see them anymore. 61 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,560 Now that we've graduated. 62 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,620 Moving on to bigger and better things. 63 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Yes. 64 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:06,460 Exactly. 65 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:14,820 Speaking of bigger and better things, what are we going to do 66 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:21,820 with all of this time that he spent in class? What are we going to have him 67 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:25,080 do? We need to get this one a job. 68 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,680 We definitely need to get him a job. 69 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,500 I wonder what we could get him as a job. 70 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:35,980 Hmm. 71 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:45,090 Well, I mean, he did graduate with an engineering degree, so 72 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:50,510 I just don't know if he's ready yet for an 8 to 5. 73 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:51,730 I don't know. 74 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:58,350 I think since he just graduated, maybe take a couple months off, have some fun, 75 00:04:58,350 --> 00:04:59,850 maybe go on a nice family vacation. 76 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:02,330 That sounds fun. 77 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:03,890 Yeah. 78 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,850 I mean, he'll always be my baby. 79 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:11,210 I can remember just not that long ago he was nursing. 80 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:18,470 Right? It seems like it was just a couple years ago, and now he's all grown 81 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:20,250 It's so bizarre. 82 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:22,230 Beyond bizarre. 83 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:27,510 It almost seems like it was just a couple years ago that we were out 84 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:33,190 and we were in college ourselves, getting wild and crazy and showing up to 85 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:34,310 graduation drunk. 86 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,820 With no underwear on. 87 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,240 That was you, though. That wasn't me. I didn't do that. 88 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:48,540 Well, I mean, I had a little bit too much fun at the pre -graduating party. 89 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:53,240 Didn't really sleep. Kind of just threw myself together. 90 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,360 And, I mean, we graduated, right? That's all that really matters. 91 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,660 That is all that matters. 92 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,840 And now we got him through graduation, so. 93 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:05,490 Actually, we did a great job, yeah. 94 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,090 We did do a great job. 95 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,990 Yeah, if it wasn't for you two, there was no way I could have graduated. 96 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:13,790 You guys helped me out so much. 97 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:20,290 Yeah, we definitely did, especially the couple of times I had to go have some 98 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:25,410 talks with your professors about getting your grade changed. 99 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:33,190 Aunt Vanessa is a world -class talker, too. She can schmooze. 100 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:34,580 with the best of them. 101 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,920 How do you think I graduated? 102 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 Absolutely. 103 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:44,520 Too bad you didn't go to the same college that we went to because it would 104 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:49,740 been so easy to get these grades up with some of the professors that we went to 105 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:50,740 school with. 106 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,680 Let's face it, they only liked you because you were hot. 107 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,200 They let you get away with murder. 108 00:06:57,860 --> 00:07:01,020 Do you think Miss Adams cheated on her husband? 109 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:05,930 All the time? Oh, all the time. There's no way she doesn't. 110 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,050 Ugh. 111 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:14,590 Yeah. Like, why not just get divorced then? You know, the kids aren't old 112 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:15,590 enough. 113 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:16,750 I guess so. 114 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:21,370 I may or may not have seen him out to lunch with another woman before, too, 115 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:23,470 I just keep my mouth shut. 116 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:30,290 I mean, how much fun would it be to just like implode that relationship and just 117 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:32,770 sit back and we could have just watched it all unfold? 118 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,850 That would have been so much fun. 119 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,850 Yeah, but, you know. 120 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:48,490 All of this graduation celebration has 121 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:49,770 me kind of hungry. 122 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:53,130 What are you thinking about eating? 123 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:57,250 I don't know. And Vanessa, what do you want to eat? 124 00:07:57,490 --> 00:07:58,930 What sounds good to you? 125 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,430 That's a good question. 126 00:08:02,370 --> 00:08:07,170 I remember there was this new Chinese place down the street. I haven't been 127 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,170 there yet, though. 128 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,110 Okay. Have either of you guys gone? 129 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:13,270 No. I don't think so. The one by the grocery store, right? 130 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:19,270 Yeah. Yeah, that one. Oh, my gosh. You know, I could totally eat some good chow 131 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,690 mein, chicken fried rice. 132 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:24,480 That sounds amazing. I would love that. 133 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,980 I think we should go there. 134 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:28,460 That sounds great. 135 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,680 Yeah. That would be a good idea. 136 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:34,679 And if they have some, you know, I don't know, like... 137 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:41,500 I'm trying to think. What is that dish that I... Oh, cashew chicken. 138 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,820 There we go. We could just get a bunch of things. 139 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,880 We should definitely get a bunch of things. Yeah, let's do a family style... 140 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,080 Whatever. We don't finish. We can always just bring home and... 141 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,349 Celebrate, yeah. 142 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,350 Eat later. 143 00:08:53,770 --> 00:08:54,770 Leftovers. 144 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,450 I think that's a great idea. 145 00:08:57,330 --> 00:09:01,730 Could we stop at the pharmacy first, though? I needed to pick up a couple 146 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:02,709 things. 147 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,370 Okay. That sounds great. 148 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,510 Should we head out right now? 149 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:09,130 Yeah, let me go get my keys and we'll head out, okay? 150 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:10,350 All right. 151 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,860 Thank you so much. Of course. Are you going somewhere? 152 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:44,420 Um, yeah. Me and your mother are just going to a corporate brunch thing, you 153 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:45,420 know. 154 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:50,600 Okay. That sounds like fun. But you already look amazing, so it's going 155 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,900 Had to wear a work attire, you know. Our boss wants to make sure that we all get 156 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:59,860 along, so he would drag us through these things, so... You know how it is, 157 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,939 right? I know. 158 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:01,940 Or you will soon. 159 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,160 I'm not really excited for that part. 160 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:09,430 You'll get a job soon enough. 161 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:14,530 I know. I'm just not really sure what people say on their first interviews and 162 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:19,650 stuff. It all seems so professional and I can't really, like, you know, say what 163 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:20,229 I want. 164 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,210 It seems like a lot with you guys. 165 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:26,530 Have you guys, or have you had any thought about what you would want to do? 166 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:32,230 Well, I love engineering and stuff and computers. 167 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,290 It seems like real fun. 168 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:56,050 How long do you want to wait till you start applying for jobs, though? 169 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:58,210 Still got a week, remember? 170 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:02,010 Yes, you definitely still have at least a week. 171 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,810 Are you excited for this week? 172 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,270 I'm already making the most of it, aren't I? 173 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:17,230 So it seems like it. The week has just barely begun. 174 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:30,850 Do you know if your mom is going to be down soon? Oh, yeah, she should be 175 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:31,850 here soon. 176 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,430 I think she's getting dressed right now as we speak. 177 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:36,950 Okay, perfect. 178 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,030 Yeah, 179 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,610 she kind of takes a... 180 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:54,650 Quite a long time when she's getting ready. 181 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,050 Oh, don't I know it. Oh my gosh, you think it's bad now? 182 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,530 It was way worse when we were your age. 183 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,990 Do you have any fun graduation parties this weekend? 184 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:16,390 We'll divide into a few, but it's still so antisocial. I just don't know what 185 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:20,510 these other college kids really like to talk about when we're not in school 186 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:21,510 anymore. 187 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:28,390 I mean, you guys aren't just taking shots and getting drunk and dancing to 188 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,910 music. That's what parties are all about. 189 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,830 Yeah, but all the really popular kids like going to that. 190 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,810 I kind of just, you know, want to do my own thing. 191 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:43,970 There's nothing wrong with that, so I don't know. Just do whatever works for 192 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:44,970 you. 193 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,050 Yeah, you're right. 194 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,650 I mean, who knows? 195 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,970 I'll probably check out one of these parties. 196 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,880 You should definitely try to go to some of the parties. 197 00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,980 You only graduate once, right? 198 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,500 You wouldn't want to miss out on those core memories. 199 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,020 Yeah, I think you're right. 200 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,980 And don't worry, either me or your mother can pick you up, so you don't 201 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,020 worry about drinking and driving. 202 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,460 Come on, I'm an adult. I'm pretty sure I can drive myself and I won't do 203 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:23,460 anything irresponsible. 204 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,940 Of course you're an adult and you can drive yourself, but adults still are not 205 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,820 supposed to drink and get drunk and then drive. 206 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,060 Oh, of course not. Safety first. 207 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,340 Never have to worry about me doing that. 208 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,400 No 209 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:51,300 plans 210 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,300 for the rest of the day? 211 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,290 No, probably not. 212 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:59,590 I spent all day doing my chores, and I think I'm just going to be lazy today. 213 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,150 Well, you don't have to go to school anymore, so that's probably the best 214 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,230 you can do. Just have a nice, lazy day. 215 00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:12,170 Exactly. Like I said, I'm trying to make the best out of my week. 216 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:18,690 Might not be doing anything today, but I've still got six more days. 217 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,530 Yes, you do. 218 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:27,710 You should definitely use this week as best as you can. 219 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,330 I'm ready. 220 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,290 Sorry for the wait, guys. 221 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,170 Wow, you look great. 222 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,830 Thank you. 223 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,670 Do you love my outfit? 224 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,010 It looks amazing. 225 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,830 Yes. 226 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,670 You and Auntie are going to look so great today. 227 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:49,050 Well, we have a very important luncheon to head to. 228 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:54,160 I'm so not looking forward to it. You look great, though. He's not wrong. 229 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:59,080 Thank you. You do, too. I love that you've got the white collared shirt 230 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,620 Yes. We'll be the best dress sisters there. 231 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,040 We always are. 232 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,340 Always. 233 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280 Yeah. 234 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:14,820 So I'm really, really, really hoping that the office politics are kept to a 235 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,820 minimum. 236 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,420 Yeah. 237 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:23,820 Me too. I just can't stand when everyone starts getting so catty 238 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:30,760 and it's just really frustrating. So I hope everyone gets along today 239 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:37,540 and there's no drama and I don't have to listen to any silly stories from our 240 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,940 boss about that one guy about the fishing. 241 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:47,100 Wow, you guys are making work sound like it's a lot. Do you think I should? 242 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:50,010 really pursue something like that. 243 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:53,490 Well, we all have to work eventually. 244 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,550 It's called work for a reason. 245 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,850 Not because it's fun. 246 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,390 I guess you're right. 247 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,310 It's what you went to school for. 248 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:07,930 To get a job. You didn't go to school and put in all that time and energy to 249 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,010 just hang out. 250 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,070 Yeah, you're right. 251 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,210 Gotta make a living somehow. 252 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:22,010 Yes. I can't rely on mom and dad to pay for everything for too much longer. 253 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,650 Don't you want a new car? 254 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:33,690 The only way you're going to get a new car is if you get a job. 255 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,170 She has a good point. 256 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:39,610 Yeah. Your dad already said he's not going to buy you one. 257 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,610 And I'd get in trouble if I went against his wishes. 258 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,630 You're right. They have been telling me. 259 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:51,700 whole time I was in school that that's what I have to look forward to work work 260 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:57,580 work you're gonna have to get up early like I said it's called work for a 261 00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:04,160 but it's okay you'll have a couple jobs that you hate 262 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:10,940 until you find the job that you really like and you know that just works with 263 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:15,119 you or you'll just be in a job that you hate forever until 264 00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:20,770 You reach your breaking point and you just quit in the most dramatic way 265 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,069 possible. I don't want that to happen. 266 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:27,490 Oh, trust me, it'll happen. And it's actually really liberating and so much 267 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,090 I've done it once or twice. 268 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:33,550 Wow. I never knew life could be such a roller coaster. 269 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:36,610 Thank you guys so much for sharing this with me. 270 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,870 Yes, life is definitely a roller coaster. 271 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,900 There's lots of obstacles and twists and turns along the way. 272 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:55,900 So, that brings us to your next task, which is to find a hobby. 273 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,800 Well, I've always enjoyed sports, remember? 274 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,260 Sports? Or maybe something a little more refined? 275 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,300 Like what? An instrument? 276 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,770 Well, an instrument. That sounds good. 277 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,790 What did you have in mind? What about something like golf, though? 278 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,710 Golf? You're going to turn him into one of these golf guys already? 279 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:34,090 Well, he's going to have to learn how to entertain people if he's going to have 280 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,850 business associates. I mean, yeah, I guess. 281 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,610 Boys and their golf. 282 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,770 Golf is pretty fun. 283 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,010 What? Said no one ever. 284 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,170 You won't know until you try though, right? 285 00:18:57,390 --> 00:19:00,670 Definitely try golf. 286 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:07,030 Maybe do something more fun like riding motorcycles or 287 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:11,050 going to the shooting range maybe. 288 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,230 We could go surfing. 289 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,850 Those all sound really, really fun. 290 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,210 You can't just pick one. 291 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:22,090 Why don't you guys come with me and we try them all together? 292 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,660 That sounds like a really good idea. 293 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040 Don't you think? 294 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 Since we have a whole week. It does. 295 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,320 I love it. 296 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,620 Yeah. 297 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:41,100 I'm so not looking forward to this brunch today. 298 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:48,180 Well, you know, we just have to make the best of it. 299 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,180 It's a mandated company event. 300 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,010 I'm so sick of these events. 301 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:59,070 I swear it's like at least two or three every month as if we don't have better 302 00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:02,590 things to do or, you know. Why? It's outside of work? 303 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,970 Well, you know, it's because Mr. 304 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:10,510 Smith just doesn't want to be around his wife anymore. I mean, I'm sure you've 305 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,930 heard the office rumblings about that. Yes, I definitely have. 306 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,250 I absolutely have. 307 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:19,390 And him and the new assistant allegedly. 308 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:27,650 have a thing going on. No wonder. So, that's why there's so many work 309 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,650 functions. Because those two need excuses. 310 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:40,470 It's so annoying how they always drag us into their office drama. 311 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:47,270 Like, why couldn't they just, you know, have fun in a hotel room like 312 00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:49,530 normal people who are having a fair deal? 313 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,379 Like, really? 314 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,200 You know, I don't know. 315 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,900 I often wonder the same thing. 316 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,740 Does that kind of drama always happen in your workplace? 317 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,079 It does. 318 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 Hmm. 319 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,000 Always. And it will likely happen at yours. 320 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:13,080 So you just have to be a good boy and keep your head down and 321 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,440 not fraternize with any of the women at work. 322 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:18,940 Yes, do not. 323 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:26,180 I repeat, do not have sex with anybody that you work with. No. That never ends 324 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:29,040 well. Seems very unprofessional, too. 325 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:34,860 Yes, it is very unprofessional, but, I mean, sometimes it is a little fun. 326 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,880 If you know you're going to leave the job, then fuck whoever you want at that 327 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,880 job. Huh. 328 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,460 Literally and figuratively. 329 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,340 Aunt Vanessa, always with the words of wisdom. 330 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,840 You know I'll always tell it to you straight. 331 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,620 Honey, you just need to focus on doing a great job at work. 332 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,960 After you find a job, that is. 333 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,760 You can't keep horsing around. 334 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:09,660 Or you can. Many years to do that. Your father will be very disappointed if you 335 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,080 don't find something soon. 336 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:19,320 He made that list and emailed it to you. Of all those contacts he told you were 337 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,220 graduating, you should be getting calls to line up the interviews. 338 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,520 I mentioned that to him earlier, too, and he was like, I still have one more 339 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,480 week. I was like, I know, I know. 340 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,280 Me and your mom know about your one week. 341 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,900 Don't you worry. We haven't forgotten. 342 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,780 We know all. 343 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,430 about your one week. 344 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,010 This is probably going to be the best week ever. 345 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:51,710 Yeah. It's already happening. 346 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,270 It's so amazing. 347 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:02,830 But don't put it off for too long because 348 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:05,730 we're not going to be footing the bill for you anymore. 349 00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:26,130 What place are we going to brunch for? 350 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:28,250 We're going to that ritzy hotel. 351 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,950 Oh. Didn't you read the email? 352 00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:36,310 No, I knew you had it all handled. Of course, I'm always the responsible one. 353 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:40,070 That's why I love you. We're going to that new resort. 354 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:44,170 Okay. And it's going to be fabulous. 355 00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:46,930 I can't wait. 356 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:51,110 Yeah, I think, you know, I think I'm going to... And I think I'm going to get 357 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:55,050 some bacon because I've worked up quite an appetite. You should. 358 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,290 Like, flirt. 359 00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:58,090 It's the company's dime. 360 00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:02,270 So. Bring the mimosas. Keep them coming. Keep them coming. 361 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,650 Absolutely. 362 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,250 I think that's my plan. 363 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:11,930 That's definitely a good plan. 364 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:16,970 I'm really going to flirt, especially since I'm making it come out on a 365 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:21,570 freaking. Sunday for work, like, as if we don't already have to go to work 366 00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:25,030 tomorrow. Now we have to have a company event on the weekend. 367 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:30,870 So rude, but I'm definitely going to order it. Definitely ordering some 368 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,410 Maybe get a full -on lunch platter. 369 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:36,050 Yeah. 370 00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:38,570 And then all the drink. 371 00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:40,950 Shop, mimosas. 372 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:46,770 Maybe we should pick a car service to brunch. 373 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:52,080 Only if you promise not to hit on the drivers. 374 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,100 It's so embarrassing to do that. 375 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:03,540 All right. I won't hit on the driver when we're going to brunch. 376 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,340 But there's no guarantee what I may do after brunch. 377 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,480 I mean, come on, live a little. 378 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,420 I'm just going to have a little bit of fun, you know? 379 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:21,580 I understand. 380 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,500 I completely get it. 381 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:28,460 And football game's on later, and your favorite team is playing. 382 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:34,440 So I thought I would make us some popcorn, maybe some avocado dip. 383 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:41,120 Pizza, pizza, right? We can get in our cozies and hang out. Yeah, pizza. That's 384 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,600 what I'm talking about. Don't we be hanging? 385 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,900 A lot of pizza. 386 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,360 The yard guy is supposed to come today. 387 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,640 So I really need you to watch out for him. 388 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,340 Okay. Can you do that? 389 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600 Of course. 390 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,980 Are you sure? 391 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:13,340 Yeah. Okay. There's an envelope for him, okay? Okay. 392 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:18,200 Speaking of, I think... What time is it? 393 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,240 We're starting to run a little bit late. 394 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:26,080 Oh, really? Oh, sister, you love making an entrance. 395 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,320 Don't pretend like you're concerned that we're going to be late. 396 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:38,220 I mean, as long as we're casually late, right? 397 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,580 That's all that really matters. 398 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:46,460 So you're just going to stay home all day and make sure to let the gardeners 399 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,319 the back gate? 400 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,299 Of course. 401 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:51,160 I'm going to make sure I'll find the envelope too before I get them. 402 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,580 Okay, good. 403 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,120 Because no telling when we'll be back. 404 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,340 Hopefully by like 5 o 'clock or so. 405 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,560 So we can watch the game. 406 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:08,640 But... The game's on at 7. 407 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,740 Okay. Don't worry. If anything, I'll just... Maybe 6 for the pregame show. 408 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,920 Okay. We'll have plenty of time. And I do need time to get everything prepped. 409 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,240 So... Get what prepped? The avocado. 410 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,320 The guacamole. 411 00:27:26,429 --> 00:27:29,330 Let's go to brunch. I'm starving now. All this talk about food. 412 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,690 Okay. 413 00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:35,250 Don't fall asleep while the gardeners are supposed to come. 414 00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:36,850 Yes, ma 'am. 415 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,170 Ma 'am, that's your mother. I'm not. 416 00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:42,050 I'm your fun aunt. Don't call me ma 'am. 417 00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:00,790 What a day. 418 00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:06,990 I know. Today at work was just... I cannot deal with her at work anymore. 419 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:07,909 I know. 420 00:28:07,910 --> 00:28:08,910 Auntie Vanessa! 421 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:11,450 Mom, you didn't tell me it's your thing over the night. 422 00:28:11,770 --> 00:28:15,490 Yeah, well, hi, honey. Yes, we're having a little slumber party tonight. 423 00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:18,210 Oh, wow. You look so good. 424 00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:22,150 Oh, hey, aren't you both getting fed by now, sweetie? 425 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:27,010 You are. It's still over the week. And remember, no college, no rules. 426 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,600 I'm still doing my thing. 427 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Uh -huh. 428 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:33,520 That excuse is not going to last you much longer. 429 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,040 Right? The whole, I'm an adult now. I can do whatever I want. 430 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,000 So does that mean you're paying rent? 431 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,480 Right? When I get my job, remember? 432 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:49,560 Oh, sure. Speaking of that, are you, you know, applying? Any interviews? 433 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:54,650 Do we need to take you shopping for a new interview outfit? 434 00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:58,890 Oh, that sounds like so much fun. Please say yes. Please say you have an 435 00:28:58,890 --> 00:28:59,890 interview. 436 00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:06,270 Yeah, I have actually two lined up. Like I said last time, I'm not really sure 437 00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:07,270 what to do or say. 438 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:13,850 Well, the first part of the interview is always looking the best. 439 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:16,310 Absolutely. Always looking professional. 440 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:18,610 Always looking... 441 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:23,270 you know, better than the people that are interviewing you. Cause you are 442 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:27,190 than them. And that's the attitude you have to go in there with is I'm better 443 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:28,069 than you. 444 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,870 Absolutely. And I know it and I'm going to get the job and you're not. 445 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:32,730 Right. Totally. 446 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:34,249 Shopping trip. 447 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:39,630 I can't wait. Oh my gosh. That new department store opened up. 448 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:43,870 Um, oh gosh. Over, over by the, the strip mall. 449 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,280 I forget the name of it, but I think they're having a really big sale next 450 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,860 weekend. Ooh. Yeah. 451 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,360 Yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited. We have to go. I would love to go. 452 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,640 That all sounds like super fun, but it seems like a huge process just for an 453 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:10,180 interview. I mean, it's the start of your new life, so yeah, of course. It is 454 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,180 big process. 455 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,610 Kind of like a first date, you know? 456 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,610 You don't get all ready. You get nervous. You think about what you're 457 00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:20,950 say, what you're going to do, where you're going to take her. 458 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:22,290 Absolutely. 459 00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:26,650 And you know, first impression is everything. So they're going to be 460 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:30,130 based on what you look like and what you're wearing. 461 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,030 Oh, wow. 462 00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:37,610 So much to account for. Yes, so I think we need to make a list. We're going to 463 00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:42,430 need some shoes. We're going to need some socks, some nice new slacks. Yes, 464 00:30:42,490 --> 00:30:48,290 absolutely. Some button -ups. We're going to need some undershirts. Oh, what 465 00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:49,290 about a watch? 466 00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:52,870 Do you still have your dad's watch he gave you? 467 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:54,970 Yes. Are you sure? 468 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:56,990 It's stored somewhere safe in my room. 469 00:30:57,190 --> 00:31:00,850 Oh, sure it is. Okay, so that means it's lost. Somewhere safe. That means it's 470 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:01,850 lost. Okay. 471 00:31:02,979 --> 00:31:06,480 Well, maybe we'll look at a new, a new watch as well. 472 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,080 So yeah. And a belt. And you know, we still need to work on this hair. 473 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,840 Can't have your hair getting as long as mine. 474 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,040 I have to cut my hair again. Of course you do, honey. It's corporate America. 475 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:26,160 I mean, I do have a hair appointment this weekend, so he can tag along and 476 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,820 have my lady cut his hair for him. I thought we were doing a girl's day 477 00:31:31,530 --> 00:31:35,570 Okay, okay. He just had this whole week with us. That's true. That's true. 478 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,630 That's true. 479 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:42,270 So, can we talk about getting a new car? 480 00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:45,490 I thought we already discussed that. 481 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:47,570 Sorry. 482 00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:50,430 Can we talk about you paying rent? 483 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:53,230 Yeah, I know. We talked about that, too. 484 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:54,910 I'll get a job soon. 485 00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:56,630 I'm just enjoying my week. 486 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,310 You definitely have been enjoying your week, haven't you? 487 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,399 Oh, yes. 488 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,400 So much. 489 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:08,580 All grown up, graduated college, just living the life, not having to wake up 490 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:09,580 go to school. 491 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,780 Must be nice. 492 00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:18,140 Me and your mother have had such a long week at work, and I'm so ready for the 493 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:19,140 weekend. 494 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,960 So ready. 495 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,480 Absolutely. I can't wait for the weekend to come. 496 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,780 Speaking of which, when we go shopping for you, I could use some new bra and 497 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:36,180 panty sets as well. 498 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,740 So, Auntie Vanessa and I will have to go shopping together. 499 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:45,700 We'll have to. Maybe we can drop you at the arcade. What do you think? 500 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,400 That sounds great. Yeah, I know you like the arcade. 501 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,520 Yes. 502 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:56,420 He's an adult. Now we're not dropping him off at the arcade. Oh, he can have a 503 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,420 little. 504 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,360 apartment store and start looking at clothes and we'll tell him yes this 505 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,620 no that doesn't work and when all of it doesn't work we'll just pick it out 506 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:11,600 ourselves but it can be a little bit more useful perhaps 507 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:18,420 perhaps I'm pretty sure we might have time for everything right 508 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:24,900 there's always time for everything like being an adult isn't always fun so 509 00:33:33,149 --> 00:33:36,490 Do you have a portfolio? 510 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,490 A padfolio for your interviews? 511 00:33:41,650 --> 00:33:48,570 So you can take notes and... Do we need to make you 512 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:49,850 some business cards? 513 00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,810 No, he doesn't need a business card yet, right? You don't think so? 514 00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:55,990 Well, you know, you want him to stand out. 515 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,750 But we also don't want him to seem... 516 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,200 Too cocky. 517 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:04,280 Yeah, that's true. 518 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,920 Because it's not like, you know, he doesn't have a resume necessarily except 519 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,360 high school and college. 520 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:18,219 You're right. Well, maybe we should make him a resume. Speaking of resumes, what 521 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:25,040 if we just typed him up something simple and put it in the padfolio 522 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,159 so that he can disseminate it to... 523 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,840 All of the people that are going to be interviewing him. 524 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,780 I mean, but he loves that idea. 525 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,239 We can't do everything for him still. 526 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,520 I think we should book a spa day. 527 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,219 Ooh, we should absolutely book a spa day. Yeah. 528 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,280 I think that would be great. 529 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,139 Spa sounds fun. 530 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,160 We didn't say you could come. Oh, dang. 531 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:03,960 I know you just graduated and all, but all the fun and hoopla isn't going to 532 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,960 last forever. 533 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,240 Yeah. 534 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:12,920 Plus, you need some time here to reach out to all those contacts your dad 535 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,920 emailed you. 536 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,300 He forwarded me the email he sent. 537 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,660 It should take a couple hours. 538 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,000 Yeah, you should get started on that. 539 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,240 I guess so. 540 00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:28,980 Those interviews aren't going to make them so. 541 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,860 I know it seems like we're trying to scare you and everything, but we're just 542 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:40,120 trying to prepare you for what's to come. 543 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,380 Absolutely. 544 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,200 Sometimes work can be fun. 545 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:53,020 It's not always fun, but occasionally it can be rewarding 546 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,720 and a very good time. 547 00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:04,130 Well, what are some things I should look out for to know I'm working for the 548 00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:05,130 right place? 549 00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:10,590 Um, well, definitely you don't want long hours. 550 00:36:10,990 --> 00:36:12,650 No, you don't want long hours. 551 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:19,570 You really want to make sure that they have a good vacation package. 552 00:36:20,610 --> 00:36:23,990 That is definitely a must because... Benefits. 553 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,410 Yes, benefits for sure. 554 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,210 You want to make sure that you're definitely... 555 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:35,500 Perfected at work and not being harassed or taken advantage of. 556 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:36,779 Mm -hmm. 557 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:37,780 Yes. 558 00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:45,120 You want to make sure that their upper management is just really well 559 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:52,000 credentialed. And, you know, 401K, all of 560 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 these things. 561 00:36:56,620 --> 00:37:01,140 Making sure that your boss isn't hot, though, because then you might end up 562 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:06,820 having sex with them and then get fired or just things can get sticky. Like I 563 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:13,300 said the other day in the kitchen, make sure you don't have any kind of 564 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,940 sexual relations with someone you work with because it gets sticky. 565 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:18,720 Absolutely. 566 00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:23,760 Huh. This is all very informative. 567 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,580 Thank you, guys. 568 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,480 As long as you have fun and you make some money, though, screw it. 569 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,520 Well, that really matters. 570 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:35,280 Mm -hmm. That you make money so that you can pay your own rent or, you know, 571 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,500 maybe move out. 572 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,900 We can have this house back to ourselves again. 573 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:43,260 It would be great if you could get your own apartment. 574 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,260 Yeah. I mean, you have a girlfriend, no? 575 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:51,640 Yeah, sort of. I'm just, I'm so shy. 576 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:53,420 I haven't even... 577 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:22,240 Well, you better hop on that before somebody else does. 578 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:24,630 Girls don't wait around forever. 579 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,070 No, and they like guys with stability. 580 00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:30,430 Yes, that is very important. 581 00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:32,550 Stability is so important. 582 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,850 Mental stability and financial stability. 583 00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:39,070 Right. 584 00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:43,530 Absolutely. And she's going to want to visit you in your own home. 585 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:46,910 Yeah, she's definitely not going to want to come back to your mom's place. 586 00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:48,630 No, not at all. 587 00:38:50,190 --> 00:38:53,450 I mean, she's more than welcome to come here and bake cookies with me anytime 588 00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:57,950 she wants. But aside from that... Do you have any fresh cookies? 589 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,110 I do. I baked some earlier. 590 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:07,590 As a matter of fact, I made some really yummy oatmeal chocolate chips. 591 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:12,510 Oatmeal? Yuck. Oh, it's healthy for you. Your mom makes you oatmeal cookies? 592 00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:16,830 It's hard to help you guys. Come on. Oh, fine. You know what? 593 00:39:17,370 --> 00:39:21,550 Because... Because I know you guys have the sweet tooth, I made your favorite. 594 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,530 What's it? I made your favorite. 595 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:26,510 What do you mean? 596 00:39:26,810 --> 00:39:28,430 Chocolate soup. It is. 597 00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:32,010 Yes. And I even got you a thing of chocolate milk, too. 598 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,730 And vanilla ice cream. Yes. 599 00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:38,630 I know. I'll just have to eat the oatmeal all to myself. 600 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:41,050 What's she thinking? That we want oatmeal? 601 00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:43,610 Right. The roast. The roast on the oatmeal is better. 602 00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:45,990 We're not 60 yet. 603 00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,450 Starts way earlier than your 60s, okay? 604 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:56,170 So, it's fine. I got you your junk. It's fine. I got you some chips, too. 605 00:39:56,950 --> 00:40:00,270 So... She's the best, isn't she? She's amazing. 606 00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:01,530 That's it. 607 00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,090 Always know the exact right things to treat us. 608 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:06,790 She really does. 609 00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:14,230 Well, you're my family, so... Oh, and that's why we love you. Yes. 610 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:23,540 It just dawned on me that we're going to have to get long sleeves to cover those 611 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:26,000 tattoos. What are you talking about? 612 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,620 Yeah. Yeah. 613 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:34,960 You don't remember your mom telling you about how you're going to have to cover 614 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,440 those tattoos up when you start applying for jobs? 615 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,520 Oh, there are some jobs that accept these kind of things. 616 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,260 You might find a cool job. Who knows? 617 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,170 might just find a cool job. 618 00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:51,470 I might. 619 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:58,710 But for the interview process, you definitely need to wear a long sleeve 620 00:40:58,710 --> 00:40:59,710 and cover up your tattoos. 621 00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:03,330 Because you don't want them judging you as soon as you walk in the door. 622 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:07,990 I guess you're right. I see how you guys are putting it. 623 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:13,150 I mean, we do know better, you know? 624 00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:27,450 So, I think this next week for dinner, what if we do an Italian 625 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,750 night? What do you guys think about that? 626 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,570 That sounds awesome. Does it? 627 00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:37,070 I can make some spaghetti, your favorite meatballs. 628 00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:40,950 We can get some breadsticks. 629 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:43,610 I think that sounds fun. 630 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:45,310 I think I'll do that. 631 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,790 You'll have to help me make a list, Auntie Vanessa. 632 00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:50,970 We'll have to do that. 633 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,610 We can help you make the list, but... Yeah. 634 00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:56,950 We'll probably be playing video games on the couch while you cook. 635 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:58,210 Yeah. That's fine. 636 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:02,910 That's fine. I mean, you know how I like my red wine when I'm cooking, so... Oh, 637 00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:05,950 I'll be drinking a little bit while we play video games. More the merrier. 638 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:10,770 You are right. 639 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,950 The more the merrier. 640 00:42:13,370 --> 00:42:15,710 Absolutely. I'll have some wine with you. 641 00:42:16,390 --> 00:42:18,530 Yes. Play some video games. 642 00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:21,130 And maybe I even do some tiramisu. 643 00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:25,370 Ooh. I mean, of course, I'm not going to eat any because I have to keep this 644 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,750 figure, but you two can. 645 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:30,350 We can just go to the gym the next day. 646 00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:31,770 Oh, perfect. 647 00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:35,790 Yeah, we have a half day at work the next day, so that'll be so good. 648 00:42:36,610 --> 00:42:38,910 It definitely will be. Yeah, absolutely. 649 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,340 So what day are we doing the Italian night? 650 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,280 Well... 651 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:13,890 Let's see. I have my bridge group on Tuesday. 652 00:43:14,430 --> 00:43:15,750 You have a bridge group? 653 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,010 Well, yes. 654 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:20,690 With the women from my sewing group. 655 00:43:21,630 --> 00:43:23,310 So I have that Tuesday. 656 00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:24,850 What about Wednesday? 657 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:29,870 I think the schedule's clear Wednesday and you don't have school anymore. 658 00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:34,150 Yeah. So why don't we plan on Wednesday? I think that would be perfect. I think 659 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:36,990 that's great. And that'll give us a couple days to find a movie. 660 00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:39,230 On one of the streaming platforms. 661 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:43,510 Yes. And Wednesday is leg day, so I can have all those carbs and put them to 662 00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:48,190 you. I love it. It's so great. And I'm getting a massage on Wednesday 663 00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:53,010 Oh, so you'll be nice and relaxed. I'll be nice and relaxed. Have some wine, 664 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,130 cook in the kitchen. 665 00:43:54,610 --> 00:43:56,170 Make us some yummy dinner. 666 00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:57,670 Yes. 667 00:43:59,810 --> 00:44:00,810 Absolutely. 668 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaking of Tuesday night, since I'll be gone... Do you need me to come over and 669 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,600 watch the house? 670 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:19,540 Well, yeah, what if you just go... Tacos? I was going to say taco Tuesday. 671 00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:21,640 if you just go grab some tacos? 672 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,980 Yeah, we'll have a night, me and... Me and Elias. 673 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:33,120 It sounds like great. I love hanging out with Aunt Vanessa. 674 00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:37,530 Like I said, I'm the cool aunt. What can I say? You are the cool aunt. 675 00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:43,350 Well, I have the best taco spot that I can take you. 676 00:44:44,370 --> 00:44:45,370 That sounds great. 677 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:48,250 Yeah, you'll have to leave me some in the fridge. 678 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:50,229 You know. 679 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,230 Yeah, we can do that. 680 00:44:51,590 --> 00:44:55,310 Yeah. We'll get something. Because some of their tacos, they don't warm up so 681 00:44:55,310 --> 00:44:56,510 good. But we'll get you a nice. 682 00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,290 Maybe some fish tacos. 683 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:01,470 Some fish tacos. We could do that. I feel like I could eat those. Cool. 684 00:45:02,730 --> 00:45:05,590 We'll get a couple things and bring them back so you can have them then. Okay. 685 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:11,990 No worries, we got you. But you're driving because it's Taco Tuesday, so 686 00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:13,530 going to be having some margaritas. 687 00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:14,850 Mm -hmm. 688 00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:21,250 The best part about him growing up and being older now is that I have a 689 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,250 designated driver. 690 00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:24,790 Oh, you do. 691 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,270 I do. He's right here. 692 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,660 one of those for quite some time now. 693 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,580 Taco Tuesday. 694 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,160 If only he had a nice car to drive you around. 695 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,420 I know. 696 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,400 I've been asking for a car, guys. 697 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,600 I guess I can let him drive my car. 698 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,880 Get a job. 699 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280 I know. 700 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,460 Well, I'll let you drive my car so you can get a little taste. 701 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:06,010 What it's like to drive a nice new luxury car. 702 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:09,790 Oh, Auntie Vanessa's car is so nice. 703 00:46:10,710 --> 00:46:12,450 I love it. 704 00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:17,430 You know, and you don't have kids and all these other expenses. 705 00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:23,590 You have more money to do more or get more stuff with. 706 00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:24,810 Absolutely. 707 00:46:26,390 --> 00:46:28,810 So don't go having kids just yet, sir. 708 00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:30,550 I know it. 709 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,840 It's a sacrifice. 710 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,760 It's absolutely a sacrifice. 711 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,840 It is. 712 00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:42,780 But I was telling him that he needs to go to some of these college parties 713 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,780 he still can. 714 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:46,700 Oh, well, that's a great idea. 715 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:51,000 Before you're so busy, you won't be able to. 716 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:55,400 I could always take you. I could always go with you. 717 00:46:56,100 --> 00:47:00,180 You know I'm always the life of the party. I don't know, Missy. That seems a 718 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:01,640 little dangerous. Come on. 719 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,700 And it'll be so fun at parties. 720 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,180 It'll be fun. 721 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,800 What? We just want to tell her. Okay. 722 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,920 What I don't know won't hurt me. 723 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:18,160 Exactly. So, you just won't know all of the parties that we're going to go to. 724 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,880 Absolutely. 725 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:29,500 I remember all the fun parties that I used to go to. 726 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:34,520 Wow, how were they? I miss the college parties. 727 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,980 Those were the good old days. 728 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:40,300 Centuries ago. 729 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:44,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not centuries ago. She's not that old. 730 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:51,860 It feels like centuries ago, but I feel like just last summer. 731 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,040 I'm getting plowed at those wrap parties. 732 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,880 Okay, new subject, guys. 733 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:00,200 This is not... 734 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:02,550 Okay. PG. 735 00:48:02,850 --> 00:48:03,850 Okay, okay. 736 00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:08,090 I guess I didn't do those things in college. 737 00:48:08,770 --> 00:48:09,770 Yes, I did. 738 00:48:10,350 --> 00:48:13,630 Well, Mom, what else are you supposed to do at those crazy parties? 739 00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:18,090 Exactly. See, he gets them. He doesn't even go to them, and he gets them. 740 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:24,930 This really has been a fun week spending all this extra time with you guys. I 741 00:48:24,930 --> 00:48:26,350 loved all of it. 742 00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:30,910 Red is just my color. I can never have anything other than red. 743 00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:33,410 She does love red. It just doesn't work. 744 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:39,690 I mean, you do look so good in red, so it makes sense, you know? 745 00:48:41,290 --> 00:48:43,430 Well, that's why I wore the red dress to the graduation. 746 00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:45,530 It's just, it's my favorite color. 747 00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:51,910 And you looked, you looked great in it. Not like Mrs. Adams and her slutty red. 748 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:56,330 Oh, gosh, let's not even go revisit that. I still can't believe that she 749 00:48:56,330 --> 00:48:58,630 that there, though. Like, what? 750 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:05,160 It's insane to me. You know, I just think she's just not in reality. She 751 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,700 lives in her own world. 752 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:11,940 That's got to be it. She definitely is just living in her own world, you know? 753 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:18,400 Right. It's a little alarming how much she's just, you know? Mm -hmm. 754 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,040 Just absolutely ridiculous. 755 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,300 Uh -huh. Yeah. 756 00:49:33,529 --> 00:49:35,910 So, can we talk about getting my car now? 757 00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:42,210 I thought that's what this whole week thing was about, you having a fun week 758 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:43,210 not getting a car. 759 00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:45,610 You know what I think we need to talk about, sweetie? 760 00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:50,210 That you need some more fruits and veggies in your diet. 761 00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:51,490 Yeah.